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- Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.
- Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
- Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
- Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.
- Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
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- Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.
- Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
- I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
- I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.
- Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.
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