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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

3 months ago

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

3 months ago

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

3 months ago

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

3 months ago

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

3 months ago

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

3 months ago

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

3 months ago

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

3 months ago

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

3 months ago

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

3 months ago

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

3 months ago

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

3 months ago