81 Funny whole quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

  Commentary:
  "Independent cleaning service: Motivated by the sheer joy of procrastination! 🧹😅🙃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

  Commentary:
  "Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

  Commentary:
  "Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

  Commentary:
  "When your hair decides it's having a rebellious day, and you realize it's won the argument yet again! 💇‍♀️😤🤦‍♀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

  Commentary:
  "Men: the ultimate plot twist in the story of your life! 📖🤷‍♂️ They'll mess things up, vanish like a mysterious character, and then suddenly reappear to give the plot another twist. It's like they're the unpredictable plot twist you never saw coming! 🔄😄 #MenWillMen"

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