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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

3 months ago

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

3 months ago

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

3 months ago

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

3 months ago

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

3 months ago

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

3 months ago

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

3 months ago

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

3 months ago

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

3 months ago

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

3 months ago

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

3 months ago

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

3 months ago