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  • I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that salads and squats could turn me into a grumpy grouch?! 🥗💪 Better watch out, I might throw my kale smoothie at you next! 😂 #HealthyLiving”

  • Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life’s mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of “sitting outside just to sit outside” – it’s the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment

  • Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

    Commentary:
    “Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 ‘Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?’ 😆 #BowlingStruggles”

  • My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a ‘glass half full’ approach next time!”

  • Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

    Commentary:
    “Seems like Lululemon missed a *melon* opportunity with that one! 🍈🤣 Maybe they’re saving it for their next *busty* venture! 😜”

  • I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I’ll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals”

  • Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂”

  • Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

    Commentary:
    Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It’s like a chaotic party where the only rule is “tweet now, think later.” 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it’s best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly

  • Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

    Commentary:
    “Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It’s like, hello, I’m broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰”

  • Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

    Commentary:
    “Job applications out here asking ‘how did you hear about us?’ 🤔 Oh, was it supposed to be a top-secret mission to find a job? 🕵️‍♂️😂 Maybe they’re just testing our detective skills while we’re desperately searching for employment! 🔍🕵️‍♀️ #JobSearchMystery”

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