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12 Funny 20 quotes

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not an actor.

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can't afford the other 80%

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025