34 Funny 20 quotes

• I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

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  5 days ago

  20, content, content creation, creation, i, just, minutes, miss, nostalgia, online, online video, record, recording, thing, unedited, upload, video, whole, YouTuber

• I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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  6 days ago

  20, 30, age, aging, appearance, beauty, better, humor, i, lifestyle, money, people, reason, think, wealth

• In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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  6 days ago

  20, always, Christmas, door, east, flight, holiday, house, humor, miles, movie, neighbor, never, next, Santa, sleigh

• “Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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  6 days ago

  20, frustration, full-time, got, hours, humor, man, management, max, ridiculous, should, stuff, time, time management, work, work hours, workload

• “I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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  6 days ago

  20, finding, human, humor, jeans, luck, money, old, surprise, version

• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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  7 days ago

  20, access, age, ago, anyone, digital, digital age, experience, hard, humor, internet, internet user, new, old, old internet, online, online access, sarcasm, should, stupid, technology, too, usability, used, user, user experience

• Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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  7 days ago

  20, am, anything, cancellation, day, excited, excitement, extra, extra time, finding, free, getting, ground, humor, i, joy, life, management, meeting, minutes, penny, small, small joy, someone, time, time management, unexpected, unexpected free time, work, work life

• Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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  1 week ago

  20, cream, goal, going, humor, i, ice, ice cream, internship, job, learn, me, piano, procrastination, read, reflection, self, self-reflection, study, summer, try

• Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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  1 week ago

  20, again, age, birthday, humor, i, know, nostalgia, reflection, regret, time, wisdom, youth

• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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  1 week ago

  20, aging, bad, bad eating habit, body, body image, eating, exercise, habit, habits, hate, humor, humorous, humorous observation, i, image, myself, no exercise, observation, picture, self-awareness, selfie, take

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