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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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