18 Funny 20 quotes

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  19 hours ago

  Share →: Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

  Commentary:
  "Turning 20: unlocks the 'My Friends Are Always on Vacation' level 🌏✈️😂 #PassportEnvy"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

  Commentary:
  "When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

  Commentary:
  "By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

  Commentary:
  "20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

  Commentary:
  "**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
  **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, reading 20 books, huh? That’s cute. Try keeping up with my 50,000 tweets marathon! 📚🤳 Who needs novels when you have Twitter for instant literary gratification? 🐦😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

  Commentary:
  "Getting a 20% discount is like winning a battle but losing the war 🛡️💰 Don't be fooled by flashy offers, make sure you can handle the aftermath! 😅💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of love and patience – the parental purging request for your treasure trove of 'memorabilia'! 📦😅 It's like being asked to part with a piece of your historic treasure map that leads to nostalgic treasures, or at least that's what you tell yourself to avoid tossing those beloved junk boxes!"

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