18 Funny across quotes

• Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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  4 weeks ago

  across, book, brain, character, character name, characters, coming, confusion, every, humor, just, know, name, pronounce, pronunciation, reading, rest, time

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  4 weeks ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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  2 months ago

  across, avoidance, barefoot, carpet, high, high school reunion, humor, i, Lego, legos, pain, reunion, school, walk

• Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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  2 months ago

  across, airport, airport experience, country, experience, flying, Funny, hang, humor, mall, oh, travel, travel humor

• Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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  2 months ago

  across, bed, couple, current, diagonal, diagonally, humor, laziness, position, relationship, sleep, sleep position, sleeping, status

• Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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  2 months ago

  across, computer, dream, fever, fever dream, flying, humor, i, just, memory, nostalgia, people, remember, screens, toaster, wing, wings

• My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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  2 months ago

  across, annoyance, anywhere, built, car, driving, funny situation, humor, i, obstacle, situation, spider, steering, steering wheel, travel, web, wheel

• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  2 months ago

  across, always, aspiration, bus, disappear, goal, goals, humor, i, interview, interviewer, joke, me, meant, professional, professional goal, someone, stare, street, wanted

• So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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  2 months ago

  across, adult, adult behavior, baby, behavior, bottle, crawling, cute, floor, funny observation, humor, i, intervention, need, observation

• Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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  2 months ago

  across, activity, creative, creative activity, decorated, decorated house, decoration, enjoy, fun, handiwork, holiday, holiday spirit, home, home decoration, house, i, neighborly, neighborly fun, spirit, street, view, window, window view

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