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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

3 months ago

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

3 months ago

Not again. I mean good morning.

3 months ago

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

3 months ago

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

3 months ago

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

3 months ago

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

3 months ago

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

3 months ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

3 months ago

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

3 months ago

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

3 months ago

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

3 months ago

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

3 months ago

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

3 months ago

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

3 months ago

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

3 months ago

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

3 months ago