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56 Funny anyone quotes

Funny anyone quotes πŸ˜‚ are like little bursts of joy that tickle your brain and leave you grinning from ear to ear! πŸ˜„ Whether it’s a witty one-liner or a clever twist, these quotes have the magical ability to brighten your day and lighten your mood. 🌟 Perfect for sharing with friends or keeping in your back pocket for a rainy day, they’re the ultimate pick-me-up that proves laughter truly is the best medicine! 🀣

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

No, I’m not β€œdating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Posted onMar 7, 2025Mar 7, 2025

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

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