40 Funny bar quotes

• Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, bar, bartender, give, Google, google review, humor, insane, keep, lowkey, me, method, one-star, place, prank, review, vibe

• Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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  3 weeks ago

  bank, bar, feel, feel poor, finance, gold, gold bar, humor, money, poor, should, touch, wealth

• I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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  2 months ago

  bar, drink, house, humor, i, just, music, normal, own, people, relaxation, solitude, volume, want, where

• We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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  2 months ago

  able, activity, bar, drink, gender, gender role, humor, island, love, Love Island, men, party, role, should, show, social, social activity, sport, sports, television, television show, watch, watching, watching party

• Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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  2 months ago

  bar, bar fight, bed, crawling, fight, humor, i, love, only, relaxation, retreat, sleep, spa, struggle, wake, wake up

• Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bar, bar culture, bars, culture, exist, humor, monitoring, should, situation, social, social activity, sports, sports bar

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bar, entertainment, every, fun, fun activity, going, humor, karaoke, music, ono, parody, performance, sing, singing, song, style, tomorrow, where, yoko, Yoko Ono

• “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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  2 months ago

  back, bar, communication, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, miscommunication, never, notification, procrastination, reading, sarcasm, smartphone, text, texting, texts

• One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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  2 months ago

  activity, aging, bar, bars, before, fun, fun activity, humor, i, interesting, joke, learned, leave, life, nightlife, social, social life, thing, thirty

• If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bar, drink, drinking, enough, fun, fun activity, humor, karaoke, nightlife, social

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