34 Funny bar quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

  Commentary:
  Monitoring bars would have the whole neighborhood on "sip and stakeout" duty! 🍻🕵️‍♂️

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

  Commentary:
  Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶

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  6 days ago

  Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

  Commentary:
  "Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

  Commentary:
  "When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it's time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

  Commentary:
  "Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

  Commentary:
  "Just when I thought the bar scene couldn't get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

  Commentary:
  Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"

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