If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars. Posted on2 days ago
Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”. Posted on3 days ago
A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink. Posted on4 days ago
Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar. Posted on5 days ago
A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!” Posted on5 days ago
My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. Posted on6 days ago
I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? Posted on1 week ago
Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary. Posted on1 week ago
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. Posted on1 week ago
On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last. Posted on1 week ago
Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” Posted on1 week ago
Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. Posted on2 weeks ago