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56 Funny bedtime quotes

Funny bedtime quotes are here to make your nightly routine a little more entertaining! πŸŒ™πŸ˜† From humorous takes on getting cozy and falling asleep to witty observations about bedtime rituals, these quotes bring a playful twist to your end-of-day wind-down. Whether you’re trying to get kids to bed or just looking to lighten your own bedtime mood, these funny bedtime quotes will have you chuckling as you drift off to dreamland. Sleep tight and enjoy the laughs! 😴✨

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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