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4 weeks ago
Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Commentary:
"When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"
1 month ago
Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

Commentary:
"Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"
3 months ago
Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Commentary:
"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

Commentary:
"Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"
5 months ago
Share →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It's like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney
5 months ago
Share →: I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes. The special kind of boredom that only manifests when you're too bored to read for fun but not bored enough to do anything else productive. 📚😑 #BoredomStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is taking 'spicing up your love life' to a whole new level! 👑🔥 Who knew boredom could lead to such ambitious relationship goals? 😂 Just make sure the coup doesn't turn into a romantic comedy drama! #RelationshipRebellion"
5 months ago
Share →: “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'I'm sure it'll turn up' – a subtle way of saying 'I'm done searching for your lost treasures, mate' 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Don't worry, Sherlock Holmes has got nothing on you… or so they say! 🎩🕵️‍♂️ #LostAndFoundChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, if you find yourself twiddling your thumbs when you're flying solo, maybe it's time to have a heart-to-heart with your own reflection! 🤔🔍 Remember, the best company you can keep is with yourself – unless you happen to be a ghost whisperer! 👻😜