17 Funny bored quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

  Commentary:
  That's one way to keep the meeting "snot" too boring! 😂💻👃

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

  Commentary:
  "Better bring a lifejacket just in case! 🚣‍♂️😂 #SafetyFirst"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, wouldn't that be the dream? 💁‍♂️ 'I don't care, gotta go water my houseplants 🌿' 🚶‍♂️ It'd spice up those dull conversations for sure! 😂 #SociallyAwkwardGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive level of boredom where even bookworms refuse to seek refuge in the written word! 📚😂 Looks like we've reached peak boredom, folks. Time to shake things up!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It's like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes. The special kind of boredom that only manifests when you're too bored to read for fun but not bored enough to do anything else productive. 📚😑 #BoredomStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is taking 'spicing up your love life' to a whole new level! 👑🔥 Who knew boredom could lead to such ambitious relationship goals? 😂 Just make sure the coup doesn't turn into a romantic comedy drama! #RelationshipRebellion"

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