31 Funny both quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

  Commentary:
  When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

  Commentary:
  All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

  Commentary:
  Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! 🐾😂💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

  Commentary:
  "Why run a marathon when you can run a comedic sketch? 🏃‍♀️😂 #CardioIsOptional"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the luxurious life of a horse – wake up, munch on some hay, then doze off on it. Truly the embodiment of 'living the dream' 🐴🥖☀️ #HayGoals"

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