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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

β€œYou’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We can’t both age regress at the same time β€” someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

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