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22 Funny both quotes

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025
Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
69 but we both just farting.

69 but we both just farting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
She is both the storm and the shelter.

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I hope this email kills us both.

I hope this email kills us both.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025