50 Funny both quotes

• Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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  7 days ago

  asking, both, date, humor, love, movie, question, questions, relationship, watching, woman, women

• Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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  1 week ago

  before, both, burger, cautious, Chinese, Chinese burger, food, food search, Googling, humor, looking, looking over shoulder, over, search, shoulder, shoulders

• The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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  1 week ago

  angel, both, conflict, devil, frustration, humor, inner, inner conflict, me, self-awareness, shoulder, shoulders

• If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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  1 week ago

  both, football, game, humor, joke, Liverpool, lose, madrid, match, play, real, Real Madrid, right, rivalry, soccer, sports, Teams

• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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  1 week ago

  both, conflict, costner, dance, dancing, humor, i, inner, inner conflict, inside, Kevin, Kevin Costner, know, wolf, works

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  1 week ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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  1 week ago

  again, attitude, bigger, bigger person, both, conflict, hell, humor, i, literally, never, person, sarcasm, want

• Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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  1 week ago

  affection, both, feeling, humor, i, irony, love, mutual, mutual feeling, relationship, unfortunately, us

• When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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  1 week ago

  4th, 5, analogy, basketball, both, estimate, five, girl, humor, left, minutes, quarter, sports, sports analogy, Teams, think, time, time estimate, timeout

• I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, both, conversation, driver, full, hell, humor, i, love, moment, passenger, quiet, ride, shut, silence, transportation, Uber

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