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28 Funny cats quotes

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can't both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can't understand.

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025