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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I run a parody bank account.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Funny cats quotes 🐱 are the purr-fect way to add a dash of humor and ✨ whisker-twitching joy to your day! Whether you’re a cat lover or just appreciate a good laugh, these feline-inspired quips are sure to tickle your funny bone 😹. From mischievous antics to lazy lounging, our furry friends never fail to amuse. Dive into a world where every meow tells a story and every paw has a punchline! 🐾🎉

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1 day ago
Share →: What are cats even trying to do?

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Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
2 weeks ago
Share →: Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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I'm convinced cats have an alarm clock labeled "human disturbance" ⏰😹🐾
3 weeks ago
Share →: I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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When your cat's meow turns into a TED Talk 😸🎤✨
3 weeks ago
Share →: Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
4 weeks ago
Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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"That’s one small step for cats, one giant leap for feline-kind! 🐾🌕🐱"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
1 month ago
Share →: Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"
1 month ago
Share →: If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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