54 Funny cats quotes

• When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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  3 days ago

  cat, cats, certain, change, dog, dogs, flower, flowers, humor, media, notice, picture, pictures, profile, profile picture, social, social media, stereotype, weight, woman, women

• Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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  2 weeks ago

  annoying, behavior, cat, cats, causation, coughing, grooming, hairball, humor, just, pet, pet behavior, sense, sometimes, thing, think

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  2 months ago

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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  2 months ago

  back, behavior, cat, cats, culture, love, pet, pet behavior, sleep, wake, wake up

• I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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  2 months ago

  animal, bro, cat, cats, conversation, humor, i, love, meow, pet, playful, right, talkative

• Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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  2 months ago

  cat, cats, entertainment, humor, making, media, pet, sleep, sleeping, social, social media, spend, third, video, videos, viral, viral video

• The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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  2 months ago

  80s, after, bands, cat, cats, decade, hearing, humor, man, music, naming, nostalgia, predator, problem, problems, wild

• I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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  2 months ago

  animals, cat, cats, convinced, Earth, explosion, feet, humor, land, landing, moon, safely, safety, space, whimsical

• I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal communication, back, barrier, cat, cats, communication, effort, English, humor, i, joke, just, language, language barrier, language joke, making, meowing, quirky, show, tried

• Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal humor, cats, day, domestic, domestic life, every, gratitude, home, house, humor, i, life, live, me, owner, pet, pet owner, thank

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