It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you're supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Commentary:
"Note to self: apparently, 'all of them' doesn't count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles"

When I was a child, my social network was called 'outside'.

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our social network was based on fresh air, grass stains, and scraped knees instead of likes and followers! 🌿🌞 #ThrowbackThursday #NatureIsTheOriginalSocialNetwork

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

Commentary:
"Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"

I'm so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn't have wifi.

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Commentary:
"👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Commentary:
"Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"

"Left alone" would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Commentary:
If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Commentary:
Looks like the title of "Official House Annoyer" goes to the little one from the mother-in-law's side! 🏆👶 Just when you thought mother-in-law jokes couldn't get any better, the universe decides to up the ante with a mischievous toddler in the mix! 🤣 #FamilyDrama #ToddlerTrouble

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Commentary:
"Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"