55 Funny child quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

  Commentary:
  When you're a toddler, every baby is a potential VIP! 👶👑 "Ah, Baby John, pleased to make your acquaintance!" Formalities must be observed in the baby kingdom! #ToddlerEtiquette 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your child's breakfast choice has turned your furniture into a breakfast buffet! 🥞🍁 Get ready to have a sticky situation on your hands (and probably your couch) for the next few days! Just remember, a pancake-scented home is the latest interior design trend 😉🛋️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of sibling rivalry combined with some strategic sleepy deception! 🌙🎶 Who knew that music practice could be the ultimate alarm clock for the entire household? 😜🎻 #ParentingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, The Shining truly captured the unique experience of being an only child – all those sibling-free corridors to ride your tricycle through! 🚲 No fighting over the remote or arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. Just you, your thoughts, and maybe a haunted hotel. 😅 #OnlyChildVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the world's first vaccine was created by Edward Jenner in 1796? He used material from cowpox lesions to protect against smallpox! 🐄💉 Vaccines have since saved millions of lives and are a crucial part of public health. So next time you're at the doctor's office, remember that a little humor can lighten the mood, but it's all about keeping those germs away! 😂✨

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the doctor's office isn't the place for a vaccination-themed party chant? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe save the shots for the bar after the appointment! 🥂💉 #ParentingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the cycle of life: yearning for the next stage until we realize being a cat might just be the ultimate goal! 🐱 Who can resist the temptation of napping all day, getting pampered, and being worshipped like a furry royalty? 😸 Just imagine the bliss of chasing toys, enjoying the sunshine, and having humans take care of your every need. Adulting can be tough, but being a cat? Purrfection! 🌟 #LifeGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the kids have a tough choice to make – doze off peacefully or face the daunting task of cleaning up! 😂🕰️🌙 Better hit the sack before the vacuum cleaner hits back! 🛏️✨ #ParentingDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

  Commentary:
  Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen

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