Commentary:
"Note to self: apparently, 'all of them' doesn't count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles"

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our social network was based on fresh air, grass stains, and scraped knees instead of likes and followers! 🌿🌞 #ThrowbackThursday #NatureIsTheOriginalSocialNetwork

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.
Commentary:
"Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
Commentary:
"👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.
Commentary:
"Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.
Commentary:
If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals
Commentary:
Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics
Commentary:
"Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"