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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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I love saying β€œsounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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In high school I was voted β€œmost likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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I need a break from me.

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