13 Funny dating app quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for my dignity, swipe right for my sanity! 😂📱💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  Commentary:
  😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

  Commentary:
  "When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃‍♂️😂✈️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

  Commentary:
  🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪

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