16 Funny definitely quotes — Wordgag ツ

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

2 months ago2 months ago

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

3 months ago3 months ago

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

3 months ago3 months ago

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

4 months ago4 months ago

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

5 months ago5 months ago

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

5 months ago5 months ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

6 months ago6 months ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Mar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Mar 11, 2025Mar 11, 2025