17 Funny definitely quotes

• If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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  5 hours ago

  activity, chase, chasing, definitely, exercise, humor, joke, laughter, me, playful, run, running, should, something, too

• Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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  7 hours ago

  authenticity, childhood, definitely, fake, humor, nostalgia, photos, smile, smiles, ugly

• If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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  15 hours ago

  activity, bump, clumsiness, definitely, friendship, humor, i, just, know, line, straight, straight line, together, walk, walking

• Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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  1 day ago

  buy, definitely, enjoyment, happiness, humor, luxury, money, realization, realize, travel, vacation

• Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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  1 day ago

  confusion, definitely, hate, here, humor, imagine, irony, just, me, over, remember, self-deprecation, spell, spelling, thoughts, trying

• Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, days, definitely, humor, life, married, married life, me, misunderstanding, never, only, partner, relationship, repetition, row, same, say, sentence, telling, told

• Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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  2 weeks ago

  definitely, empathy, expression, feel, feeling, humor, i, point, said

• If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, confirm, confirmation, definitely, email, email list, email marketing, follow up, follow-up email, humor, i, list, marketing, need, send, unsubscribe

• Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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  2 weeks ago

  attitude, crazy, definitely, going, here, humor, match, me, mindset, personality, please, rational, us

• Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, cause, definitely, glitch, humor, me, mess, system, technology

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