17 funny definitely quotes - Wordgag ツ

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Feb 2, 2026

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Feb 2, 2026

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

Feb 2, 2026

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Feb 2, 2026

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Feb 1, 2026

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Feb 1, 2026

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Jan 31, 2026

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Jan 31, 2026

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Jan 31, 2026

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Jan 31, 2026

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Jan 30, 2026

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Jan 30, 2026

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Jan 19, 2026

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

Jan 19, 2026

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Jan 19, 2026

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Jan 19, 2026

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Jan 18, 2026