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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Going viral on WeChat:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Making waves on Slack:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Making waves on Threads:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Trending via Discord:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Making waves on WeChat:

I need a massage for my brain.

Making waves on TikTok:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Funny definitely quotes

Funny definitely quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor into your day 😂✨ Whether you need a quick laugh or a clever twist on certainty, these witty gems will have you smiling in no time 😎💬 Get ready to embrace the lighter side of life with a dash of sass and a whole lot of fun! 🎉🤣

New funny definitely quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

Commentary:
Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘
2 weeks ago
Share →: I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Commentary:
😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"
1 month ago
Share →: Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Commentary:
"Printers: Forever leaving us on 'read' and jamming to their own beat! 😂🖨️ #TeenageDrama"
2 months ago
Share →: Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Commentary:
"Looks like my camera's doing a better job at witness protection than the FBI! 📷🤦‍♂️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Commentary:
"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃‍♂️💨😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden era of questionable hairstyles but genuine grins! 😂📸 #TBT #RealDealSmiles"
3 months ago
Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
4 months ago
Share →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Commentary:
"Who says money can't buy happiness? Just wait till you're sipping cocktails on a tropical beach, then suddenly money starts looking an awful lot like joy in liquid form! 🍹💸😄"
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Breaking via Slack:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Breaking via Reddit:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Trending via WeChat:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Shared recently on Slack:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Reported on LinkedIn:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Going viral on TikTok:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Making waves on Messenger:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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