Funny quotes else

54 Funny else quotes

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

1 week ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

2 weeks ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

1 month ago

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

2 months ago

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

2 months ago

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

3 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

3 months ago

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

3 months ago

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

3 months ago

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

3 months ago

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

3 months ago

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

3 months ago

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

3 months ago

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

3 months ago

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

3 months ago

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

3 months ago

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

3 months ago