106 Funny else quotes

• Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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  2 weeks ago

  anyone, blast, concern, dad, distraction, else, family, father, full, habit, house, humor, just, loud, phone, phones, video, videos, volume, watch

• Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, else, everyone, humor, individuality, irony, just, paradox, remember, unique

• Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

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  3 weeks ago

  anyone, concern, education, else, fear, future, generation, generations, illiteracy, illiterate, next, scared, stupid, stupidity, youth

• Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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  3 weeks ago

  anyone, effort, else, hard, humor, motivation, noticed, observation, procrastination, reluctance, task, things, want

• Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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  4 weeks ago

  cooking, dinner, doing, else, feels, funny thought, hand, humor, kitchen, left, left hand, making, multitasking, someone, thought

• In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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  1 month ago

  asked, before, clean, effort, else, family, holiday, house, humor, joke, keep, live, moving, somewhere, Thanksgiving

• I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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  1 month ago

  communication, else, empathy, everyone, feelings, humor, i, kinder, kindness, little, personality, sensitive, too

• I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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  2 months ago

  adoption, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, else, everyone, funny observation, humor, i, just, know, moved, number, observation, only, people, pet, pet adoption, pet story, picked, shelter, story, tiny

• Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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  2 months ago

  actually, demoralization, else, experience, frustration, humor, hunting, job, job hunting, job search, life, life experience, little, most, nothing, personal, personal reflection, realize, reflection, search, self-doubt

• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, anyone, else, fact, fun, fun fact, give, humor, i, icebreaker, interaction, introvert, listen, love, me, most, reflect, reflection, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk, time, while

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