38 Funny empty quotes

• Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

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  5 days ago

  drug, drugs, empty, empty gym, fitness, gym, humor, loss, weight, weight loss

• Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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  2 months ago

  activity, dream, dreams, empty, empty house, football, house, indoor, indoor activity, leisure, rain, relaxation, stuff, television, TV

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  2 months ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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  2 months ago

  demon, demons, empty, expression, hell, here, humor, sarcasm

• Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, budgeting, clean, clean slate, empty, finance, humor, money, month, new, new month, nice, slate, starting

• Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, empty, empty seat, everyone, except, full, good, good morning, morning, next, people, right, room, seat, seats, sit, whole

• People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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  2 months ago

  days, empty, enough, glove, humor, people, sarcasm, slap

• The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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  2 months ago

  bed, book, books, chocolate, comfort, empty, humor, liar, night, relationship, side, sleep, snore

• Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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  2 months ago

  carb, carbs, craving, emptiness, empty, feels, HBO, humor, meal, Sunday, TV, weekend, wrong

• Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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  2 months ago

  alert, brain, emptiness, empty, health, humor, mental, mental health, stomach, wit

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