38 Funny etiquette quotes

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  4 weeks ago

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• At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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  4 weeks ago

  AirPod, etiquette, headphones, humor, interview, interview etiquette, job, job interview, multitasking, tech, workplace

• When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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  4 weeks ago

  compliment, compliments, decency, etiquette, facial, facial hair, hair, humor, lady

• They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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  1 month ago

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• Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, call, conversation, etiquette, illegal, phone, public, should, speaker, speaker phone

• Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, around, conversation, etiquette, everyone, hate, noise, people, public, speakerphone, talk

• Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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  1 month ago

  concert, etiquette, filming, number, performance, rule, sing

• There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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  1 month ago

  communication, company, email, etiquette, humor, know, office, people, reply, work

• Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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  1 month ago

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• Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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  1 month ago

  etiquette, humor, i, invitation, know, maybe, misunderstanding, next, relationship, response, social, time, wedding, wrong

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