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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

3 months ago

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

3 months ago

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

3 months ago

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

3 months ago

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

3 months ago

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

3 months ago