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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Going viral on Messenger:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Spotted on Snapchat:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Going viral on Slack:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Just landed via Discord:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Trending via Pinterest:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

13 Funny experiment quotes

Funny experiment quotes bring a splash of humor to the world of science and discovery 🧪😂 Whether you’re a lab lover or just curious, these witty sayings turn complex experiments into moments of laughter and lightheartedness 🤓✨ Get ready to smile as science meets sass, proving that even serious research can have a fun side! 🔬😄

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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3 weeks ago

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Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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1 month ago

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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2 months ago

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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2 months ago

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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2 months ago

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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2 months ago

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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2 months ago

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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2 months ago

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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2 months ago

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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2 months ago

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29 shares on TikTok this month:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

39 shares on Slack this month:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

56 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Seen just now on X:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Breaking via Threads:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I only drink when I people.

Breaking via Messenger:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Shared recently on Slack:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

Trending via Reddit:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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