73 Funny eye quotes

• Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

  ---

  1 week ago

  belief, everyone, eye, eyes, good, good morning, humor, morning, own, perception, reality, sarcasm, sight, still

• Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

  ---

  1 week ago

  addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, humor, media, social, social media, Twitter

• This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

  ---

  1 week ago

  available, color, colors, dollar, Dollar Tree, drink, energy, energy drink, exaggeration, eye, hallucination, humor, me, naked, seeing, tree, vision

• No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

  ---

  1 week ago

  awkwardness, eye, eyes, humor, just, no rizz, pretty, pretty eye, rizz, say, self-deprecating, thing, things, unsettling, unsettling thing

• Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

  ---

  1 week ago

  activation, always, anime, anime character, anime trope, character, characters, eye, know, mode, trope

• Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

  ---

  1 week ago

  appreciate, appreciation, eye, having, humor, irritation, man, observation, perspective, something

• Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

  ---

  1 week ago

  behind, every, eye, eye roll, eyes, great, humor, media, person, roll, rolling, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet

• In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

  ---

  1 week ago

  actually, cotton, Cotton Eye Joe, eternal, eternal loop, eye, fire, heat, hell, humor, irony, joe, loop, music, pleasant, punishment, repetition, song, torture

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

  ---

  1 week ago

  attitude, eye, eyes, finger, gesture, giving, humor, middle, middle finger, only, sarcasm, superpower, using

• When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

  ---

  1 week ago

  camera, camera zoom, commentary, contact, episode, eye, eye contact, humor, i, marriage, married, office, side, style, The Office, video, video style, want, wedding, wedding video, Zoom

All funny eye quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌