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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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I only use β€˜sir’ disrespectfully.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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