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40 Funny eye quotes
Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
2 weeks ago
Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.
1 month ago
Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.
1 month ago
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
1 month ago
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
1 month ago
Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.
2 months ago
Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
2 months ago
Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.
2 months ago
Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.
3 months ago
I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.
3 months ago
I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.
3 months ago
I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.
3 months ago
My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.
3 months ago
When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.
3 months ago
Farting, but with eye contact.
3 months ago
An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.
3 months ago
Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?
3 months ago
Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.
3 months ago
My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
3 months ago
I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.
3 months ago
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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?