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6 months ago
Share →: Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym when you can burn calories just from hearing about someone else's jam-packed schedule? 💪⏰🤯"
6 months ago
Share →: Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Commentary:
Having kids is a surefire way to turn your cozy home into a labyrinth of lost items! 🤪🔍 It's like living in a real-life game of "Hide and Seek" where the only thing hiding is your sanity! 🏠🧸 #ParentingPuzzle
6 months ago
Share →: I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Commentary:
"I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Commentary:
"Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"
6 months ago
Share →: Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Commentary:
🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"
6 months ago
Share →: My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a combination of coming back with a bang, or should we say a snip! 😂 Looks like even kidnappers have a sense of remorse and a finger-counting lesson to go along with it. 🤭 Who knew that leaving early could also come with a severance package? 🤞🏼💸 #UnexpectedTurnOfEvents
6 months ago
Share →: “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Commentary:
"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime routine of overthinking, also known as the 'brain marathon' 🏃‍♂️💭 Who needs sleep when you can analyze every life decision you've ever made at 2 am? 😂 #InsomniaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Commentary:
Looks like these scammers are just phoning it in 📧🤖 Who knew artificial intelligence was not only better at doing our laundry but also at scamming us? Watch out for those robot scammers, they might be the next big thing in the world of cyber security! 🤖🔒
6 months ago
Share →: You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Commentary:
"Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 🍅♨️ Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 😂🌭"