34 Funny funny activity quotes

• Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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  2 months ago

  activity, befriending, bird, communication, crow, funny activity, handwritten, handwritten note, humor, love, love note, note, notes, teaching

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking

• Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  activity, behavior, cat, dominance, entertainment, funny activity, humor, mischievous, over, owner, pet, pet behavior, pet owner, playful, reason, room, unexpected

• Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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  2 months ago

  activity, baseball, baseball cap, baseball player, both, cap, challenge, dating, funny activity, hard, headwear, humor, kissing, player, players, sports, while

• Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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  2 months ago

  activity, animal, animal behavior, behavior, cats, following, funny activity, give, humor, humorous, humorous quote, kitchen, me, meowing, pet, pet humor, spend, today, treats

• Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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  2 months ago

  activity, communication, couple, couples, couples therapy, dating, funny activity, humor, joke, know, looking, notice, relationship, relationship humor, someone, take, therapist, therapy, therapy joke

• Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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  2 months ago

  activity, confuse, confusion, doctor, funny activity, glof, hack, humor, life, life hack, prank, putting, same, time

• Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoid, avoiding, avoiding someone, awkwardness, burn, calorie, calorie burn, exercise, exercise humor, funny activity, humor, i, just, know, social, social awkwardness, someone, trying, Walmart

• When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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  2 months ago

  activity, artist, ask, funny activity, humor, i, music, repeat, repetition, song, water

• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoidance, behavior, chore, cleaner, driveway, funny activity, humor, i, just, me, neighbors, outdoor, outdoor chore, outside, quirky, quirky behavior, run, social, social avoidance, talk, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

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