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34 Funny funny activity quotes

Funny funny activity quotes 😂 are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter into your day! Whether you’re tackling a new hobby, surviving a workout 🏋️‍♀️, or just trying to make it through Monday, these witty and whimsical words will keep you giggling 🤣. From chuckle-worthy insights to belly-laughing banter, dive into a world where humor meets hustle. Get ready to LOL as you explore the delightful chaos of everyday activities—one quote at a time! 🌟

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

2 months ago2 months ago

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

2 months ago2 months ago

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

2 months ago2 months ago

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

2 months ago2 months ago

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

3 months ago3 months ago

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

3 months ago3 months ago

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

3 months ago3 months ago

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

4 months ago4 months ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

6 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

6 months ago6 months ago

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Feb 10, 2025Feb 10, 2025

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Jan 29, 2025

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Jan 28, 2025

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Jan 28, 2025

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Jan 28, 2025

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Jan 27, 2025

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Jan 27, 2025

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Jan 27, 2025