101 Funny idea quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Kids have it all figured out, don't they? Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Maybe I should start taking career advice from kindergarteners!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive quest for a movie that doesn't just peak in the first 10 minutes and slowly spiral into disappointment. Maybe they could call it 'The Neverending Plot Twists' – coming soon to a theater near you…if you dare to sit through it all!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Date night idea: fight another couple.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a more exciting date night? How about spicing things up by challenging another couple to a friendly battle of wits and charm? 👫💥 Just make sure to agree on rules beforehand, or you might end up with a date night you'll never forget…for all the wrong reasons! 😉 #DoubleTrouble"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

  Commentary:
  "Why finish one thought when there's a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to decipher a Chinese proverb written in Chinese feels like unraveling a secret code without the decoder! 🤔🇨🇳 Maybe it's a profound wisdom about the benefits of ordering takeout instead of attempting DIY translations! 🥡😄 #LostinTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

  Commentary:
  🌳👀 How about we skip the small talk and go straight for the adrenaline rush? First date idea: you rescue me from the tree I got stuck in while attempting to be your friendly neighborhood spy! 🕵️‍♂️ Trust me, this unique experience will create a bond like no other! 😉 #RomanceInTheTrees

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

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