138 Funny idea quotes

• “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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• I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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  adult, being, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, idea, life, lotion, skincare

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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  angry, attitude, disgusting, every, exercise, fitness, fitness struggle, funny attitude, gym, gym life, humor, i, idea, life, meet, mood, people, self-deprecating, struggle, swamp, time, turn, witch, workout, workout mood

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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  2 months ago

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• There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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• Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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  adventure, bad, bad idea, excitement, fun, hell, humor, idea, just, lot, mean, rebellious, risk, spontaneity

• Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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  chores, dishes, everyone, gardening, great, hobby, humor, idea, keep, laundry, multitasking, procrastination, self-deprecating, shoutout, start

• The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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  2 months ago

  art, friend, funny idea, humor, idea, jeff, park, people, public, public art, regular, regular people, should, statue, through, walking

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