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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.
“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.
Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.
People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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4 weeks ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Commentary:
"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
2 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
3 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Commentary:
"Trying to maintain sanity in a world gone mad? Just remember, it's all about gracefully tiptoeing on the fine line between genius and madness! 🤪✨ #insanelygraceful"
3 months ago
Share →: If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Commentary:
"Taking a closer peek, it's like a sneak peek into a circus of crazy 🤪🤹‍♂️! Remember, in a world full of madness, it's all about finding your own special kind of crazy 🃏🤣!"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Commentary:
"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where the crazy show is just a scroll away! 🤪📱 Enjoying the chaos from a safe distance has never been more entertaining! 🤣 #TwitterTales"
5 months ago
Share →: Being insane should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
Isn't it disappointing that all that insanity doesn't even come with a free gym membership? 🤪💪 Maybe the key to weight loss is just a little bit of crazy! Who needs HIIT workouts when you've got mental breakdowns, am I right? 😂
5 months ago
Share →: Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"
5 months ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Commentary:
"Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"