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Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via X:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Just landed via X:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Trending via Reddit:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Live now on Snapchat:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Spotted on Discord:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Making waves on Twitch:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

36 Funny insane quotes

Funny insane quotes are the perfect blend of wild wit and unexpected laughs 🤪✨ They flip everyday thoughts into hilarious chaos, making you question reality while cracking up 😂🔥 Whether you need a mood boost or just some quirky fun, these gems deliver a crazy spin on life’s madness 🎉🤯 Get ready to smile, snort, and share the madness with your friends!

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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2 months ago

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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78 shares on Messenger this month:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

91 shares on X this month:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

12 shares on Discord this month:

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

10 shares on Discord this month:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

92 shares on X this month:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on YouTube:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Trending via Discord:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Trending via WeChat:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Spotted on Twitch:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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