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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Breaking via Twitch:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Trending via WhatsApp:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Spotted on Discord:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Reported on Pinterest:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Spotted on Threads:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Trending via Slack:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Seen just now on Instagram:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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192 Funny interaction quotes

Funny interaction quotes are here to make every conversation a comedy show! 😄💬 Whether it’s an awkward encounter, a hilarious misunderstanding, or that moment when you wish you could hit “undo,” these quotes show that interactions can be full of laughs. Sometimes, the funniest moments happen in the simplest exchanges! 😂🗣️🎤

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1 day ago
Share →: Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Commentary:
When that "I’m sorry" hits harder than your toughest pose 😂💔 #GangsterLife ✌️
2 days ago
Share →: I get writer’s block responding to people.

Commentary:
Relatable! My brain just freezes and pretends it's a popsicle! 🍦🧠
2 days ago
Share →: Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Commentary:
Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
3 days ago
Share →: I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Commentary:
LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷‍♂️
4 days ago
Share →: Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Commentary:
Sounds like their people-pleasing skills are in beta testing mode 😂🤷‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Commentary:
That sounds like my daily emotional rollercoaster on social media 🎢🧐💬👀💕
1 week ago
Share →: Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂
1 week ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
1 week ago
Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Commentary:
When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
1 week ago
Share →: How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Commentary:
Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Reported on Discord:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Just shared via Discord:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Freshly posted on Threads:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Just shared via WeChat:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Just shared via Slack:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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