Funny quotes interaction

136 Funny interaction quotes

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How do I un-know people?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025