166 Funny interaction quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

  Commentary:
  "When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

  Commentary:
  "When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

  Commentary:
  "Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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  Commentary:
  "When a text message sounds exactly like them, I giggle as if they're narrating their own drama! 🤣🎤 #ChuckleComms"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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