Funny kissing quotes

Funny kissing quotes are the perfect blend of love and laughter 😘😂 Whether you’re swooning over that first smooch or sharing a cheeky moment with your crush, these witty lines add a spark 💥 to any romantic vibe. Ready to pucker up with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on stealing a kiss that’ll make you giggle and blush all at once! 💋❤️

The way people who are really into each other look moments…

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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying t…

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"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do…

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"Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subti…

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"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing y…

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"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at…

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Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both k…

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"Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"

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