Funny lead quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

  Commentary:
  Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster 😂📰🚫✨

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  6 hours ago

  Share →: When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

  Commentary:
  Following a squirrel tour guide like it's leading a wildlife vacation: "Next on our tour, the majestic trash can!" 😂🐿️🗺️

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

  Commentary:
  Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

  Commentary:
  "Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of generational blame continues! 🔄 Let's blame Covid for all our questionable decisions in the future, just like we blame lead for the Boomers' quirky ways. It seems fate has a sense of humor! 😆 #GenerationalBlameGame

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

  Commentary:
  "Some people seem to defy all odds by successfully navigating life with minimal brain function 🧠🤪 Here's to the walking reminders that stupidity knows no bounds! 🙃😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

  Commentary:
  🤔 Ah, the classic case of linguistic confusion! It's like a mind-bending puzzle where "read" can lead you down two pronunciation paths – don't get misled! 📚🤯 #LanguageQuirks #TongueTwister

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