Funny lead quotes

• Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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  3 weeks ago

  80s, 80s film, appearance, charming, charming lead, classic, days, discord, Discord mod, film, gathering, group, guy, hair, having, i, lead, long hair, magic, Magic: The Gathering, mod, Navy, runs, scary

• Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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  2 months ago

  health, humor, joy, lead, media, mental, mental health, news, optimism, positivity, relief, security, sense, stress, stress relief, warning, watching

• When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animals, around, attention, behavior, care, communication, cute, follow, following, gratitude, interaction, lead, pet, pet behavior, place, still, sure, thank, turning, yes

• Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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  2 months ago

  always, cherry, dumb, health, health risk, humor, kazoo, lead, lead poisoning, looks, poisoning, risk, sarcastic, smoking, top, vaping

• If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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  2 months ago

  English, ever, humor, irony, just, language, lead, read, remember, rhyme, think, weird, wordplay

• I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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  2 months ago

  before, candidate, child, children, election, future, humor, i, irony, last, lead, play, politics, saw, sign, slow, slow child, us, voted, yard, yard sign

• When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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  2 months ago

  age, Boomers, brain, brain damage, children, Covid, damage, damaged, explain, fate, lead, much, old, old age, opinions

• Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain failure, comedy, death, failure, humor, irony, lead, life, living, people, proof

• Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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  2 months ago

  humor, language, lead, odd, oddity, pronunciation, read, wordplay

• Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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  3 months ago

  drink, drinking, gross, humor, i, joke, know, lead, misunderstanding, oh, only, powder, protein

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