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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

You’re my least favourite notification.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

God, please β€” if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should list at least one alien β€œas himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Posted onFeb 19, 2025Feb 19, 2025

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a GjΓΆrfbunkle.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

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