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Funny least quotes 🤔✨ are the unsung heroes of humor, lurking in the shadows of iconic one-liners and punchy comebacks. These quirky gems 💎 might not top the charts, but they sneak into conversations, leaving a trail of giggles and chuckles 😂. Perfect for those moments when you need a little silliness to break the ice or lighten the mood, they’re the unexpected comedic relief we never knew we needed! 🎉😄

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7 days ago
Share →: People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Commentary:
So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the bots are better at small talk than I am! 🤖😅 #BotLife"
2 months ago
Share →: God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Commentary:
"When Cupid's on vacation, let's hope the lottery isn't! 💘➡️💸 #PlanB"
2 months ago
Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
2 months ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
3 months ago
Share →: Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Commentary:
Ah, being in college when The Chainsmokers blessed us with 'Closer' was like adding a sprinkle of nostalgia to our questionable life decisions 🎓🎶💃 Talk about a soundtrack to questionable late-night adventures and regrettable morning lectures! #ThoseWereTheDays 😂
3 months ago
Share →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Commentary:
"Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? 💪🩺 Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! 🛠️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Commentary:
"Looks like Bon Jovi is on the fast track to being 'Livin' on a Prayer' if they're that close! 🎸🎤 Keep rocking, Jon and the gang! 🤘😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Commentary:
"In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… 🌞 Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! 🕶️😎 Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! 😜 #SunshineJunkie"