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6 months ago
Share →: My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Commentary:
"Ah, the vicious cycle of stress! It's like stressing about stressing – stress-ception! 🌀 Just when you think you've got it under control, stress pops up to say 'Surprise!' 🤯 Don't stress about stressing about stress…or do you? 🤔 Let's find some stress relief for your stressed-out stress! 💆‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Commentary:
Oh, fangs for sharing your biting opinion! 🧛🏻‍♂️ Looks like you're not a fanpire of vampires… they can be quite draining, can't they? 💉🦇 But hey, at least they always leave their mark! 😆 #VampirePuns
6 months ago
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"
6 months ago
Share →: I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of shared smiles with strangers – it's like a brief but beautiful connection in the midst of the daily chaos! 😊 Keep spreading those positive vibes, one smile at a time! 🌟 #SmilesAreContagious"
6 months ago
Share →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'll have to rely on good old hard work and dedication instead of winning the lottery 🤷‍♂️💸 Here's to another week of being fabulously not-rich! 🥳 #HustleHard #MaybeNextTime"
6 months ago
Share →: Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife"
6 months ago
Share →: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let's find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀"
6 months ago
Share →: You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate race to the inbox! 🏁 Will you be the trailblazer in this brave new world of nudie selfies, or will you take your time to craft the perfect angle? 📸 Either way, embrace this historic opportunity with camera-ready confidence! 🤳😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold 💰, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens"
6 months ago
Share →: Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Commentary:
"Looks like even Karma is lagging behind schedule for some quick justice! 🕰️ Don't worry, I'm sure the universe will catch up… eventually. Maybe invest in some patience in the meantime! 😅⏳"