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3 months ago
Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"
3 months ago
Share →: Unfollowers, take me with you!

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"Unfollowers, don't leave me hanging! I promise I won't take it personally… 🚶‍♂️😅 #LonelyUnfollower #CleaningUpMyFeed"
3 months ago
Share →: Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷‍♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"
3 months ago
Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"
3 months ago
Share →: The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Commentary:
"Turning off the news to live in blissful ignorance… 🙈🌍 Or as I like to call it, 'head in the sand' chic! Who needs reality when you can have your own curated version of it, right? 😂📺 #IgnoranceIsBliss"
3 months ago
Share →: TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Commentary:
"Who needs TikTok when you've got a good old-fashioned watch to tell time and keep you entertained? ⌚️😄 #TimelessTech"
3 months ago
Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Commentary:
"Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"
3 months ago
Share →: “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is really taking that carefree attitude to the next level! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ It seems like he's making sure everyone knows just how little he cares. Maybe he's just trying to stay zen in a chaotic world, or maybe he's just really good at pushing people's buttons! 😂 #ZeroCaresGiven
3 months ago
Share →: By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Commentary:
"By the authority of Facebook, the mighty unfriender and restrictor, let this virtual drama unfold! 💥💔💩 Who knew social media could have such dramatic power plays? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Friendship Frenzy!' 😂👋"
3 months ago
Share →: Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Commentary:
"Cheers to the silent daters, gracefully keeping it low-key on social media like undercover love agents! 🕵️‍♀️🤫 And here's to you – may God bless you with an upgrade in the man department as a special bonus! 🎁😉 #StealthModeDating"