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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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My parents think they know me.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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Share →: I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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"Living proof that 'Netflix and chill' can be a lifestyle choice! 📺😂 #NoRegrets"
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Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
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Share →: Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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"Still crying, but at least now I understand taxes! 😂😭 #Adulting"
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Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
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Share →: When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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🎸🕺 "If living in the past means better tunes, then crank up the time machine and pass me a cassette tape! 🎶😂 #VintageVibes"
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Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"
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Share →: For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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"Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"
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Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
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Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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"Guess he finally mastered the art of 'paws-itivity'! 🦁😴✨"
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Share →: I love my bed so much, what a place.

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"When your bed feels more committed to you than any relationship ever has! 😂🛌❤️"

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Food gives you energy to nap more.

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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