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239 Funny observation quotes
Funny observation quotes turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud insights! ๐๐ Whether itโs noticing the little absurdities in life or pointing out the obvious with a twist, these quotes show that keen observations can lead to the best humor. Sometimes the funniest things are the ones we donโt even notice until someone points them out! ๐ ๐๐ฏ
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- Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
- Caught my husband staring at me again. Heโs probably weighing his pros and cons.
- Sorry, but if youโre walking slower than me on the sidewalk, youโre my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if youโre walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, Iโm thinking enemy.
- Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.
- Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.
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"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! ๐๐ #CaughtLookingSuspicious" -
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- The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.
- How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?
- At my funeral, sit me up so I can see whoโs talking to my man.
- Any time I throw up, I stare at it like Iโm getting a message from the past.
- No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.
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