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Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Making waves on Discord:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Just shared via Instagram:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Just landed via Twitch:

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

343 Funny observation quotes

Funny observation quotes turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud insights! 👀😂 Whether it’s noticing the little absurdities in life or pointing out the obvious with a twist, these quotes show that keen observations can lead to the best humor. Sometimes the funniest things are the ones we don’t even notice until someone points them out! 😅🔍🎯

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

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I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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19 shares on Snapchat this month:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

87 shares on X this month:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

96 shares on Slack this month:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

60 shares on Twitch this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

46 shares on X this month:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

41 shares on Twitch this month:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Trending via X:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Spotted on Facebook:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Just landed via TikTok:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Trending via Twitch:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Just landed via Facebook:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Just shared via Threads:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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