Funny quotes observation

218 Funny observation quotes

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

2 weeks ago

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

2 weeks ago

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

2 weeks ago

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

2 weeks ago

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

3 weeks ago

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

3 weeks ago

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

3 weeks ago

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

4 weeks ago

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

1 month ago

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

1 month ago

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

1 month ago

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

1 month ago

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

1 month ago

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

1 month ago

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

1 month ago

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

1 month ago

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

1 month ago

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

1 month ago

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

1 month ago

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

1 month ago