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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Trending via X:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Shared recently on Threads:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Making waves on Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Spotted on Messenger:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Trending via LinkedIn:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Reported on Reddit:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Seen just now on X:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Just landed via WeChat:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Spotted on Discord:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Just shared via Slack:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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