David Attenborough narrating my life: "He's still sleeping."

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Commentary:
"Here we observe the elusive human in its natural habitat, exhibiting its most impressive skill: snoozing 💤. A true master of the 'art of napping,' our subject remains in a state of deep slumber, undisturbed by the chaos of the outside world. Truly a captivating spectacle to behold! 🌟 #SleepGoals"

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Commentary:
"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife"

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Commentary:
Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Commentary:
😂 How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? 💀💋 Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? 🕰️🔥 Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! 🍿 #ApocalypticRomance

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Commentary:
"Maybe they finally realized that oversized, bumpy noses are so last season! 🍷👃 Time to embrace a new trend, like fruity cocktails with tiny umbrellas and perfectly symmetrical noses! 😂 #FashionForwardDrinking"

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Commentary:
"So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic"

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where the crazy show is just a scroll away! 🤪📱 Enjoying the chaos from a safe distance has never been more entertaining! 🤣 #TwitterTales"

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Commentary:
"Instagram: the place where Twitter goes to get a fancy makeover 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #ScreenshotsGalore"

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Commentary:
Oh, the glamorous life of a potato spa treatment! 🥔✨ Just imagine the thrill of getting pampered with a luxurious oil massage and wrapped up snugly in foil. Potato pampering at its finest! 😆 #SpaDayGoals