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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Just shared via Instagram:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Going viral on Discord:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Reported on Twitch:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Live now on Twitch:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Spotted on Facebook:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Seen just now on Threads:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Spotted on Slack:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Funny office humor quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter to your 9-to-5 grind 😂💼 Whether you’re battling endless emails 📧 or surviving another meeting that could’ve been an email 🙄, these witty gems lighten the mood and keep spirits high. Perfect for sharing with coworkers or brightening your workday ☕️✨ Get ready to chuckle, relate, and maybe even snort a little!

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6 days ago
Share →: Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Commentary:
Guess I need to find a new hobby that won't involve dodgeball training 😂👉⚠️
6 days ago
Share →: Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Commentary:
Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
7 days ago
Share →: People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Commentary:
Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊
2 weeks ago
Share →: The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
2 months ago
Share →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"
2 months ago
Share →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Commentary:
"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"
2 months ago
Share →: Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Commentary:
"When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelPanic"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the crucial role of head chew-sician 🍬😂 Who knew chewing could be a full-time gig at a coworking space! Bet his job title is "Chief Chewing Officer." 😋👨‍💼 #LivingTheDream
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Commentary:
"Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. 🖊️📄😅💭 #WorkStruggles"

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Just shared via Telegram:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Breaking via X:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Making waves on Telegram:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Just shared via TikTok:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Shared recently on Threads:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Seen just now on Reddit:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

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