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17 Funny office humor quotes

Funny office humor quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter to your 9-to-5 grind ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ Whether you’re battling endless emails ๐Ÿ“ง or surviving another meeting that couldโ€™ve been an email ๐Ÿ™„, these witty gems lighten the mood and keep spirits high. Perfect for sharing with coworkers or brightening your workday โ˜•๏ธโœจ Get ready to chuckle, relate, and maybe even snort a little!

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Itโ€™s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People who say โ€œteamwork makes the dream workโ€ are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Born to say โ€œWho the hell raised you to be this stupid.โ€ Forced to work in groups.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Iโ€™m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but Iโ€™m pretty sure one guyโ€™s job is chewing.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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