20 Funny office humor quotes

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  6 days ago

  call, communication, goodnight, humor, meeting, office, office humor, outlook, remote, remote work, Teams, technology, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, work, Zoom

• Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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  7 days ago

  behavior, boredom, clicking, feel, humor, internet, just, link, office, office humor, online, online behavior, risk-taking, something, suspicious, suspicious link, work

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  7 days ago

  corporate, corporate job, day, email, fake, fake job, home, humor, i, job, jobs, laptop, lazy, lazy work, life, office, office humor, open, outlook, paid, remote, remote work, responding, whatever, where, work, work from home, work life

• Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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  7 days ago

  escape, escape room, frustration, hard, humor, joke, manager, me, office, office humor, room, work, workplace

• It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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  7 days ago

  experience, funny experience, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, hydroplaning, i, just, office, office humor, seat, toilet, weather, work

• Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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  1 week ago

  apparently, balls, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, relief, stress, stress balls, stress relief, throwing, workplace

• Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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  1 week ago

  amount, boss, day, five, give, high, high five, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, job, joke, motivation, motivational, motivational prank, office, office humor, prank, workplace, workplace joke

• People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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  1 week ago

  conflict, dream, dynamics, face, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, punch, reason, sarcasm, say, social, social dynamics, teamwork, want, work, workplace

• The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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  1 week ago

  efficiency, employment, ethic, humor, lesson, me, office, office humor, productivity, taught, work, work ethic, workload, workplace, workplace humor

• My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward situation, blunder, bottle, co-worker, coworker, humor, i, irritation, miscommunication, office, office humor, over, personal, personal space, prank, situation, space

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