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Funny old fashioned quotes

Funny old fashioned quotes bring a timeless charm filled with wit and whimsy 🎩✨. They serve up clever humor from days gone by, making us chuckle while appreciating vintage vibes πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜‚. Perfect for adding a dash of old-school sass to your day, these gems remind us that laughter never goes out of style πŸŽ‰πŸ“œ. Ready for a nostalgic laugh? Let’s dive into some classic chuckles!

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Posted on4 hours ago4 hours ago

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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