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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Reported on Twitch:

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Going viral on Messenger:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Spotted on Instagram:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Funny old fashioned quotes bring a timeless charm filled with wit and whimsy 🎩✨. They serve up clever humor from days gone by, making us chuckle while appreciating vintage vibes 🕰️😂. Perfect for adding a dash of old-school sass to your day, these gems remind us that laughter never goes out of style 🎉📜. Ready for a nostalgic laugh? Let’s dive into some classic chuckles!

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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Spotted on TikTok:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Going viral on X:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Just landed via Slack:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Reported on WeChat:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Making waves on Telegram:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Seen just now on X:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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