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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

4 days ago

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

4 days ago

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

4 days ago

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

2 weeks ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

2 weeks ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

1 month ago

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

1 month ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

1 month ago

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

1 month ago

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

2 months ago

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

2 months ago

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

2 months ago

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

2 months ago

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

3 months ago

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

3 months ago

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

3 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

3 months ago

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

3 months ago