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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025