131 Funny over quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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  1 week ago

  View →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
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  1 month ago

  View →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.
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  2 months ago

  View →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.
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  2 months ago

  View →: You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.
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  3 months ago

  View →: “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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