134 Funny over quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

  Commentary:
  "Poor 'rofl,' rolled away into the sunset, while 'lmao' is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

  Commentary:
  "Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑‍⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

  Commentary:
  "Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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  Commentary:
  "Worcestershire sauce: the secret ingredient to turning my fridge into a tongue twister! 🌀😂🥫"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

  Commentary:
  "Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"

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