30 Funny pass quotes

• This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, dinner, family, family dinner, holiday, humor, just, life, mashed, mashed potato, me, pass, potato, question, questions, Thanksgiving

• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  1 month ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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  2 months ago

  bullshit, challenges, frustration, humor, life, never, pass, persistence, place, reality, struggle, take, this too shall pass, too

• Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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  2 months ago

  going, i, pass, phone, stay, worry

• If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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  2 months ago

  ambulance, childhood, cream, funny thought, humor, ice, ice cream truck, let, music, over, pass, passing, playful, playful question, pull, question, thought, truck

• Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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  2 months ago

  activity, annoyance, beach, couples, even, fun, fun activity, growl, humor, i, pass, playful, sarcastic, solitude, stare, staring, walk

• Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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  2 months ago

  better, ChatGPT, doctor, eating, education, future, healthy, healthy eating, humor, med, med school, pass, school, start, technology

• If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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  2 months ago

  ambulance, call, funny situation, humor, just, kid, kids, parenting, pass, pass out, situation, trampoline, unexpected

• When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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  2 months ago

  bus, bus pass, car, conflict, frustration, humor, key, pass, prank, relationship, revenge, want

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