22 Funny pass quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

  Commentary:
  "Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of parenthood: will your kids see you as a helpless patient in need of medical attention, or as a convenient landing pad for some impromptu trampoline tricks? It's a toss-up, really. Just remember to always keep a close eye on your offspring, especially if you happen to take an unexpected nap on the living room floor!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, my friend, even kidney stones eventually pass – just like that deadline you've been dreading or that meeting with the difficult boss. Hang in there, and before you know it, you'll be kidney-stone-free and problem-free!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This too shall pass, but what the hell?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal conundrum – waiting for things to pass while also questioning the cosmic absurdity of it all 🤷‍♂️ Remember, even the weirdest moments eventually become outlandish anecdotes for future laughs! 🌀 #RollWithTheCosmicPunches

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

  Commentary:
  "When someone tells you 'This too shall pass!' and you're just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… 🐧❄️ #WaitingForItToPass"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"

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