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19 Funny pass quotes

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Facebook: because time isn't going to pass on it's own.

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
This too shall pass, but what the hell?

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025
“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
"This too shall pass." And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025