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2 months ago
Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Commentary:
🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"
3 months ago
Share →: If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of parenthood: will your kids see you as a helpless patient in need of medical attention, or as a convenient landing pad for some impromptu trampoline tricks? It's a toss-up, really. Just remember to always keep a close eye on your offspring, especially if you happen to take an unexpected nap on the living room floor!
3 months ago
Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"
3 months ago
Share →: Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Commentary:
"Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"
3 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Commentary:
"Remember, my friend, even kidney stones eventually pass – just like that deadline you've been dreading or that meeting with the difficult boss. Hang in there, and before you know it, you'll be kidney-stone-free and problem-free!"
5 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal conundrum – waiting for things to pass while also questioning the cosmic absurdity of it all 🤷‍♂️ Remember, even the weirdest moments eventually become outlandish anecdotes for future laughs! 🌀 #RollWithTheCosmicPunches
5 months ago
Share →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Commentary:
"When someone tells you 'This too shall pass!' and you're just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… 🐧❄️ #WaitingForItToPass"
5 months ago
Share →: Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Commentary:
"Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"
5 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Commentary:
🤣😅 Hang in there, buddy! Remember, tough times are like kidney stones – painful, but temporary! Just stay strong, hold on tight, and brace yourself for the wild ride. You've got this! 💪👊 #YouWillSurvive