Funny quotes positive

Funny positive quotes

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

20 minutes ago

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

1 day ago

Tested positive for being single af

4 weeks ago

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

4 weeks ago

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

2 months ago

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

2 months ago

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

3 months ago

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

3 months ago

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

3 months ago

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

3 months ago