Funny positive quotes

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Tested positive for being single af

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago