22 Funny potato quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.
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  1 month ago

  View →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I have the sex drive of a potato.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
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  4 months ago

  View →: Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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