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30 Funny potato quotes

Funny potato quotes 🥔 are here to add a dash of humor to your day! Perfect for spud lovers and joke enthusiasts alike, these quirky quips will have you laughing out loud 😂. From clever puns to unexpected twists, you’ll never look at a potato the same way again. Get ready to mash up your mood with some tater-inspired hilarity 🤣—because who knew potatoes could be so a-peel-ing?

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Posted on6 months ago

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Posted on6 months ago

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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