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3 days ago
Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"
1 month ago
Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Commentary:
"When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"
2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
3 months ago
Share →: I have the sex drive of a potato.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'potato libido' – reliable, consistent, and always ready to mash things up! 🥔💥 Who needs passion when you can have starch-filled satisfaction? Keep on being your spudtacular self!" 🤣🥔🚀
3 months ago
Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"
3 months ago
Share →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?
5 months ago
Share →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.
5 months ago
Share →: I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Commentary:
Oh, the glamorous life of a potato spa treatment! 🥔✨ Just imagine the thrill of getting pampered with a luxurious oil massage and wrapped up snugly in foil. Potato pampering at its finest! 😆 #SpaDayGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Commentary:
"Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"