32 Funny potato quotes

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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  4 weeks ago

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• This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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  4 weeks ago

  ask, dinner, family, family dinner, holiday, humor, just, life, mashed, mashed potato, me, pass, potato, question, questions, Thanksgiving

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking

• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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  2 months ago

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• If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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  2 months ago

  chip, chips, food, food humor, gambling, gambling problem, game, humor, ID, joking, played, poker, potato, potato chip, problem, snack

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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  2 months ago

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• I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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  2 months ago

  air, bag, chip, chips, company, enough, humor, i, joke, kind, little, parody, playful, potato, potato chip, put, satire, snack, snack humor, today, well

• Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  2 months ago

  body, body image, casual, cosplay, folks, food, food humor, humor, image, joke, potato, seen, self-deprecating, summer, summer body, things

• Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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  2 months ago

  avocado, food, food joke, German, guacamole, humor, joke, just, mashed, mashed potat, potat, potato

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