42 Funny pretend quotes

• What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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  7 hours ago

  belief, believe, childhood, ever, family, holiday, humor, kid, kids, parent, parents, pretend, pretending, Santa

• How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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  1 week ago

  fitness, humor, joke, keep, longer, much, Pilates, pretend, pretending, sex, thing

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

  around, being, biscuits, eating, ever, food, got, handed, humor, pretend, room, situation, snack, social, social situation, surprise, sweet, sweets, temptation

• Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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  1 month ago

  another, bed, behavior, camera, funny behavior, illness, just, level, mental, mental illness, pretend, setting, setup, woke, woke up

• Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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  1 month ago

  essential, humor, interaction, man, men, pretend, pretending, skill, social, social interaction, stare, staring, survival, survival skill, woman, women

• The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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  1 month ago

  best, humor, mindset, Monday, motivation, pretend, procrastination, through, Tuesday, workweek

• If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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  2 months ago

  activity, actually, bathroom, better, cleaning, evidence, fun, fun activity, humor, job, motivation, murder, pretend, while

• Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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  2 months ago

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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  2 months ago

  activity, autopsy, chicken, eat, food, food joke, fun, fun activity, humor, i, joke, pretend, quirky, rotisserie, silly

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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  2 months ago

  cheeseburger, choice, diet, eat, family, food, food choice, food preference, front, fruits, honesty, humor, humor quote, just, kids, knowing, life, means, parent, parent life, parenting, parenting struggle, preference, pretend, struggle, vegetables

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