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26 Funny red quotes

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025