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"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
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- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.
- No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.
- Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
- Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.
- Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.
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"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅" -
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"Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge" -
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"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅" -
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"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍" -
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Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨ -
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Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas -
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Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo! -
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"Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨🍳 #RelationshipGoals"
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- Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.
- Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
- If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?
- Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?
- Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
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