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"Ah, the classic hobby of lasagna-making! 🍝 Who needs stamp collecting when you can craft layers of cheesy goodness? 😄 Just remember to add your secret ingredient: extra panic for that extra flavor! 🤪 #LasagnaLifestyle"
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- When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
- I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.
- Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
- Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.
- My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.
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"Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion" -
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🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈" -
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"Describing myself? 🤔 Let's just say I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma, coated in sarcasm, and topped with a sprinkling of wit. Can't really put that into words, can you? 🤷♂️" -
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🤭 Whoops, that moment when your casual agreement turns into a surprise mission impossible! Just like saying "sure, I'll just climb Mount Everest in my lunch break, no problem" and then reality hits like a ton of bricks! 🏔️😅 #UnderestimatedMyself -
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"Oh, 'maybe next time' probably won't make the cut for wedding RSVPs. Lesson learned: RSVP with a clear yay or nay 💌🤷♂️ Next time, try 'I do' or 'I don't' instead! 💍😄" -
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Ah, the classic struggle of calling out names! 🐶👶 Who knew getting attention could be this challenging? At least with the dog, you're guaranteed some level of response, unlike the unpredictable kid! 😅🐾 #ParentsVsPets -
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"Spicing up the workplace with a dash of sass, I like it! 😏💼 Just imagine the boss's reaction when they see 'make me' in response to their important project update emails. 😂📧 Who said professional communication had to be boring, right? 🤷♂️ #OfficeRebel" -
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Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals -
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"Ah, the classic 'how is work' small talk question strikes again! 🙄 Yes, Steve, work is just a magical land of rainbows and unicorns where everyday is a picnic. 🦄🌈 Don't mind me, just living the dream in my cubicle. 😂 #adulting"
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- If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”
- Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.
- I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.
- You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.
- So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”
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