Funny quotes size

24 Funny size quotes

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

5 days ago

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

1 month ago

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

1 month ago

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

2 months ago

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

2 months ago

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

2 months ago

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

3 months ago

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

3 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

3 months ago

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

3 months ago

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

3 months ago

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

3 months ago

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

3 months ago

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

3 months ago

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

3 months ago

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

3 months ago

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

3 months ago

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

3 months ago

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

3 months ago

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

3 months ago