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Funny size quotes 😄 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your day! Whether you’re short, tall, or somewhere in between, these witty quips 🎈 playfully embrace every inch of height with a chuckle and a wink. From elevating your mood to bringing a smile to your face, they’re the ultimate reminder that size doesn’t define us—our laughter does! So get ready to giggle 😂 and celebrate the joy of being uniquely you!

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Posted onMar 17, 2025Mar 17, 2025

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

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