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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Trending via Messenger:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Just shared via Twitch:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Live now on Instagram:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Going viral on Twitch:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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36 Funny size quotes

Funny size quotes 😄 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your day! Whether you’re short, tall, or somewhere in between, these witty quips 🎈 playfully embrace every inch of height with a chuckle and a wink. From elevating your mood to bringing a smile to your face, they’re the ultimate reminder that size doesn’t define us—our laughter does! So get ready to giggle 😂 and celebrate the joy of being uniquely you!

New funny size quotes 👇

1 day ago
Share →: Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Commentary:
"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
2 days ago
Share →: Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Commentary:
Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
3 days ago
Share →: Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Commentary:
Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣
4 days ago
Share →: That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Commentary:
When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
4 days ago
Share →: Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Commentary:
When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Commentary:
Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣
3 weeks ago
Share →: Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Commentary:
"Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
2 months ago
Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Commentary:
"When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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All funny size quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Spotted on Instagram:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Just shared via Messenger:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Spotted on YouTube:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Going viral on WeChat:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Going viral on Slack:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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