29 Funny size quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

  Commentary:
  "When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

  Commentary:
  "When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Short men store so much anger in their little body.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those tiny but mighty guys are packing a serious punch of attitude! 💥👊 Remember, big personalities come in small packages — and apparently, a lot of fiery energy too! 🔥😄 Who knew anger management could be so compact? 📦😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the berry-sized possibilities! 🍓🍏 Can you picture grabbing a giant blueberry or a massive strawberry? Snack attacks would never be the same—talk about nature’s own fruit basket! 😂🍇🍎 Just be careful, or you might find yourself in a fruit-fueled "peckish" dilemma! 😅🌱

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

  Commentary:
  "Sure thing! Would you like a side of skyscrapers with that as well? ☕🏙️😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

  Commentary:
  Size may matter, but it's the size of your heart that truly counts! ❤️ And hey, a big heart can spread lots of love and joy, no matter how big or small it may be! 🌟 #BigHeartBigLove

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if the shoe fits… buy it in every color! It's not a shopping spree, it's a practical solution to a sizing problem."

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