44 Funny size quotes

• “I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

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  1 week ago

  bed, bed size, beds, couple, couples, divorce, divorce rate, interested, king, king bed, marriage, queen, queen bed, rate, relationship, size, sleep

• Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, clothing review, fashion, girl, girls, going, heaven, height, humor, leave, online, online shopping, review, reviews, shopping, size, weight

• Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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  2 months ago

  audacity, bigger, carry, fashion, fashion joke, gender, gender stereotype, help, humor, jeans, joke, men’s, men’s jeans, pocket, pocket size, pockets, size, stereotype

• Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, big, big guy, body, body size, clothing, clothing size, fashion, guy, guys, humor, shopping, size, small, small woman, thrift, woman, women

• Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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  2 months ago

  body, body grooming, bush, fashion, grooming, humor, loss, pants, pants size, shave, shaved, size, weight, weight loss

• That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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  2 months ago

  after, bill, bills, budgeting, expense, finance, humor, i, jean, jeans, left, leftover, little, money, over, pay, perfect, pocket, size

• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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  2 months ago

  buy, clothing, ever, experience, fit, fitting, funny observation, huge, humor, observation, pack, perfectly, personal, personal experience, shopping, size, take, think, try, underwear

• Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, comparison, fit, hand, humor, irony, nature, palm, palm tree, size, size comparison, tree

• Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, aging, bad, convince, eyesight, font, font size, going, humor, just, means, self-deception, size, small, too, trying, yourself

• Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, dad, dad joke, ever, followers, growth, humor, i, joke, jokes, media, sharing, size, social, social media

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