Funny social etiquette quotes

• Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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  1 week ago

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• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  1 week ago

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• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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• Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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  1 week ago

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• I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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  1 week ago

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• There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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• When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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  3 weeks ago

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