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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Reported on Reddit:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Going viral on Facebook:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Spotted on Telegram:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Shared recently on Telegram:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Reported on Facebook:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Making waves on Threads:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Spotted on Instagram:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Shared recently on Slack:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Just landed via Discord:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Spotted on WeChat:

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Trending via Messenger:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Just landed via Discord:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Just landed via X:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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