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"I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"
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Oh no, classic strategy! When in doubt, just double down on the weirdness! 🤪 It's like trying to put out a fire by throwing more fire on it 🔥🔥 Who knew being awkward could be so much fun? 😅 #awkwardturtle -
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👏👏 The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have felt like a one-man standing ovation auditioning for the role of "Awkward Encourager." Sometimes you just gotta throw caution to the wind and applaud your way through life's uncertainties! 😄👏 -
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Old people be like "no elbows on the table, it's rude" 🧐… and then proceed to drop a racially charged comment like it's some kind of tea party game of bingo 🙄🤷♂️. Oh, the joys of generational quirks and contradictions! #JustOldPeopleThings 🤣
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