To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.