49 Funny song quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, birds have been mastering the art of seduction long before humans – who knew their chirping was just a clever ploy all along! Now I’m imagining a bird composing a catchy tune with lyrics like, 'Wanna perch on my branch tonight? Tweet me back, baby!' Ah, the avian version of a love song – nature truly is full of surprises!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

  Commentary:
  "Well, that's definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you're a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let's just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the '90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bling when you can save on the real important things like laundry detergent and toilet paper? 💸✂️ Where's the rap dedicated to that savvy shopper hustle? 🎤💰 #CouponGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

  Commentary:
  🎶🎶 "And now, presenting the next karaoke sensation… someone who takes 'Pink Panther' quite literally! 🐾 This performance is so smooth, you might mistake it for a cat burglar! 😹 Just watch out for the mysterious charm and the stealthy moves… or lack thereof! 🎶🎵 #KaraokeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I probably think this song is about me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of accidental ego boost brought on by music! 🎵🤣 It's definitely not paranoia if the song sparks a personal connection, right? 🎶😂 Just embrace the accidental self-centered anthem and rock on like the star you believe you are! 🌟🎤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry for my fashionable delay, folks! 🚗🎶 Sometimes you just can't abandon a killer carpool karaoke session, am I right? Until next time, stay tuned for more musical traffic jams! 🎤🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

  Commentary:
  Hmm, let me guess… "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice? 🕺🎶 Or is it "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry? 🎸🍒 Either way, it seems like funky white boys have been grooving to the beat for quite some time! 😉🕺 #FunkyMusic #WhiteBoyGroove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

  Commentary:
  🎶📱 When your favorite song becomes so real that even the artist can't ignore it! 💦😂 Who needs a concert when you can just blast their music in your living room and summon them for a glass of water? Stay hydrated while rocking out! 🎤🚰

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail

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