83 Funny song quotes — Wordgag ツ

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

2 months ago2 months ago

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

2 months ago2 months ago

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

2 months ago2 months ago

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

2 months ago2 months ago

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

2 months ago2 months ago

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

2 months ago2 months ago

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

2 months ago2 months ago

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

2 months ago2 months ago

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

2 months ago2 months ago

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

2 months ago2 months ago

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

2 months ago2 months ago

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

3 months ago3 months ago

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

4 months ago4 months ago

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

4 months ago4 months ago

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

5 months ago5 months ago