Funny quotes soon

13 Funny soon quotes

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

4 weeks ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

3 months ago

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

3 months ago

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

3 months ago

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

3 months ago

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

3 months ago

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

3 months ago

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

3 months ago

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

3 months ago

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

3 months ago

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

3 months ago

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

3 months ago

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

3 months ago