Commentary:
Looks like AI is mastering the art of human behavior too well! 🤖👔 Don't worry though, they're still working on perfecting the classic "blame game" technique just like a regular office worker! 🤣🚌 #AIvsHumans #WorkplaceDrama

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"
Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"
Commentary:
"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"
Commentary:
Looks like someone's profanity levels are reaching a market high! 🤑🤬 Time to invest in some self-censorship stocks before your swear jar becomes Wall Street's next big IPO sensation! 💰📈 #ProfanityProfits
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
Commentary:
"Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"
Commentary:
"Don't fret about a soggy start to summer! Just think of it as a free 'rain sauna' service. 🌧️☀️ Who needs a beach when you've got a warm raincoat? Keep those spirits up, and remember, soggy weather builds character and strong umbrella-wielding skills!"