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Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Trending via TikTok:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Going bananas on Facebook:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Going viral on Discord:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Just shared via Pinterest:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Live now on Instagram:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Trending via Twitch:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

16 shares on X this month:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

53 shares on X this month:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Spotted on Threads:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Trending via Facebook:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Spotted on Slack:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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