17 Funny soon quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Sending positive vibes and bed sheets for everyone's well-being! 😜🛌 #MentalHealthMatters"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

  Commentary:
  When the Midwest calls, you better answer with a cold one in hand! 🍹🌞🍻 #PatioGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like AI is mastering the art of human behavior too well! 🤖👔 Don't worry though, they're still working on perfecting the classic "blame game" technique just like a regular office worker! 🤣🚌 #AIvsHumans #WorkplaceDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! 🧠 From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! 🦋 Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. 😂 #BrainVsLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question: should you reveal your inner genius or just embrace your idiocy right from the start? 🤔 Maybe it's best to sprinkle a little bit of both and let the surprise unfold naturally! After all, life is way more amusing when you can laugh at yourself! 🤪 #EmbraceTheIdiotWithin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷‍♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"

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