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Updated: Mar 9, 2026

 

 

25 Funny soon quotes

Funny soon quotes are here to tickle your funny bone and keep the anticipation alive! 😄 Whether you’re waiting for a big event, a surprise, or just life’s next adventure, these witty lines add a splash of humor to the countdown ⏳✨ Get ready to laugh, smile, and share the fun as we embrace the excitement of what’s coming soon! 🎉😂

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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