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Funny soon quotes are here to tickle your funny bone and keep the anticipation alive! 😄 Whether you’re waiting for a big event, a surprise, or just life’s next adventure, these witty lines add a splash of humor to the countdown ⏳✨ Get ready to laugh, smile, and share the fun as we embrace the excitement of what’s coming soon! 🎉😂

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Posted onMar 30, 2025Mar 30, 2025

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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