Funny quotes soon

13 Funny soon quotes

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025