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Oh, the struggle of centaur infants – born with a split personality! π΄πΆ Just imagine the chaos as the bipedal bottom half goes trotting off while the upper half is just trying to figure out this whole "neck control" thing. It's a literal case of "getting your legs under you!" π€£ #CentaursGotCentaurProblems -
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βοΈ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! π" -
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π€£ "Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? ππΆπ£οΈ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It's like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! πΆπ± Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?" -
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"Patience is a virtue, but so is hunger! ππͺ Who needs cookies when you can have an entire pizza delivered at the click of a button? Let's hope the internet catches up to our cravings soon! ππ€" -
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Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? πΏοΈπ Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? π°π -
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"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! π π©βπ Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! π€·ββοΈπ #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
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