Funny swimming quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Sperm-me is a rebel with a cause! 🏊‍♂️🔄 Who said swimming upstream wasn't cool? 😎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Summer Olympics: where sweaty perseverance meets the ultimate sports bra showdown! 💦🏋️‍♀️ Dive into the pool of determination, and may the champion of undergarment wrestling emerge victorious! 💪👙"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

  Commentary:
  "Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, someone's been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it's all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

  Commentary:
  "Swimming may be good exercise, but have you ever seen a whale doing Zumba? 🐋💃 Clearly, they are on a whole other fitness level! Maybe we all need to add a bit more blubber to our workout routine. 😜💪"

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