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2 weeks ago
Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

Commentary:
"Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"
2 months ago
Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨
2 months ago
Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?
2 months ago
Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Commentary:
"Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"
3 months ago
Share →: Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Commentary:
"Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"
3 months ago
Share →: I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Commentary:
"If only time wasted could be converted into dollars 💸… I'd be a billionaire by now! ⏳😂 #TimeIsMoney"
3 months ago
Share →: Later is the best time to do anything.

Commentary:
"Later is the best time to do anything…said every procrastinator ever! 🕰️⏳ Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow, right? Just remember, the early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in! 😜 #ProcrastinationNation"
3 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless struggle of doing nothing! It's a never-ending quest with no clear finish line in sight. Just when you think you've mastered the art of doing nothing, you realize that there's always more nothing to be done. It's a true test of patience and perseverance, with the ultimate reward being… well, nothing!"
3 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with a 30-minute lunch break must have confused ‘break’ with ‘snack’! 🍔🕒😂 Maybe they were just hangry and needed a time-out for a full meal refreshment! Time to rethink those productivity-enhancing punishment tactics! ⏰🥊"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Commentary:
“I like to keep my schedule as empty as my fridge on a Monday morning – so if you want me to show up, give me a heads-up! My plan to do nothing is a serious commitment that requires proper notice!”