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23 Funny time management quotes

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Later is the best time to do anything.

Later is the best time to do anything.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Funny Quotes Mar 10, 2025

Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025