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Funny time management quotes are like little nuggets of wisdom with a twist of humor that can turn your hectic schedule into a laugh fest πŸ•’πŸ˜‚. They remind us that even in the chaos of deadlines and to-do lists, it’s okay to chuckle at our time-juggling antics. Perfect for a mood lift, these witty one-liners about procrastination, multitasking, and the race against the clock will have you grinning while you plan your day β°πŸ˜„!

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Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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