58 Funny warning quotes

• The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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  battery, cell, cell phone, humor, life, low, low battery, modern, modern life, phone, serious, technology, warning

• Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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  alligator, hand, humor, irony, own, research, safety, sign, stick, thanks, warning, zoo

• I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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  am, dream, dream woman, enter, forest, hear, humor, i, nature, raven, ravens, shouting, sudden, surprise, surreal, unexpected, warning, woman

• Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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  frustration, humor, me, patience, please, PTO, rage, saving, test, warning

• Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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  adult, adult theme, back, back pain, bad, bad knee, bed, early, early bed, excitement, going, interest, interest rate, knee, knees, movie, pain, rate, rates, theme, warning

• “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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  after, careful, caution, everyone, experience, fall, humor, irony, relatable, slip, warning

• Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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  anything, communication, humor, open, open up, opening, police, relationship, say, talk, talking, used, warning, woman

• I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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  adventure, enter, forest, humor, i, nature, next, secret, told, trees, warning

• “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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  alone, cake, counter, dessert, end, going, house, humor, me, mischief, temptation, warning, well

• My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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  comedy, going, grandfather, humor, iceberg, irony, ship, shouting, sink, sinking, situational, situational comedy, theater, throw, Titanic, tried, warning

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